The BJ Machine - VeDO Hummer 2.0

The VeDO Hummer 2.0 BJ Machine is a plug-and-play, hands-free stroking and suction device engineered to replicate the sensation of oral stimulation. Powered directly from the mains, it reaches a top speed of 180 RPMs and delivers 180 suction impulses per minute, giving you consistent, powerful stimulation without ever needing to grip or stroke manually. The internal sleeve is made from elastomer — a soft, body-safe, non-toxic material that glows in the dark — while the exterior housing is constructed from durable ABS and PC plastics. Six suction levels and eight suction modes let you dial in exactly the pressure and rhythm you want, and the included remote control means you can make adjustments without breaking your position. An integrated pleasure ring adds an extra layer of sensation, and the glow-in-the-dark sleeve ensures visibility during low-light play.

BJ Machine features:

• Hands-free use: Once placed and plugged in, no manual holding or stroking is required.
• 6 suction levels: Gradually escalating suction strength for personalised intensity.
• 8 suction modes: A variety of rhythmic patterns to mimic different oral sensations.
• Top speed: 180 RPMs and 180 suction impulses per minute.
• Remote control included: Adjust speed and mode without changing your position.
• Glow-in-the-dark sleeve: Soft elastomer inner sleeve with low-light visibility.
• Integrated pleasure ring: Adds stimulation around the shaft during use.
• Plug-in powered: Consistent, uninterrupted power — no battery fade mid-session.
• Contoured internal sleeve: Internal bumps and ridges enhance sensation, especially useful for those with decreased sensitivity.

Specifications / Size & material

• Main body dimensions: 7.3" x 4.8" x 10.9" / 18.5 cm x 12.2 cm x 27.7 cm
• Sleeve dimensions: 2.6" x 8" x 3.3" / 6.6 cm x 20.3 cm x 8.4 cm
• Internal sleeve material: Elastomer (porous, non-toxic; see care notes)
• Exterior material: ABS plastic and PC (polycarbonate)
• Power source: Mains plug-in
• Controls: Remote control included
• Body safety note: Elastomer is non-toxic but porous. It can harbour bacteria if not cleaned thoroughly and will begin to degrade after approximately 6–8 months. Inspect before every use and replace the sleeve when deterioration is noticed.

Intensity & Experience Level

Level: Beginner to Intermediate — Sensation: Suction / vacuum pressure

The lower suction levels make this machine approachable for first-time suction-toy users, while the upper levels and more complex rhythmic modes offer plenty of intensity for experienced players. Because it is hands-free and remote-controlled, there is very little technique required — the learning curve is simply finding your preferred combination of level and mode.

Who is this product for?

• Busy solo players: Anyone who wants a high-stimulation, fully hands-free experience with minimal setup effort.
• People exploring oral simulation: Those curious about the sensation of suction-based stimulation who want a realistic, customisable stand-in.
• Individuals with mobility or grip limitations: The remote control and stable mains-powered design means the toy can be propped in place and operated without sustained grip or hand strength.
• People working on stamina and control: Those exploring techniques to prolong arousal or manage premature ejaculation through consistent, controlled stimulation — noting that results vary and a masturbator is a complement to, not a cure for, PE.
• Partnered players: Couples or partners who want to incorporate a machine into shared play, with one person operating the remote while the other receives.

How to use the BJ Machine?

1. Setup: Place the unit on a flat, stable surface close to a mains outlet and plug it in. If needed, stabilise it with cushions, yoga blocks, or other household objects.
2. Apply lubricant: Apply a generous amount of water-based lubricant to the sleeve opening and to your body to prevent friction and improve comfort.
3. Warm the sleeve (optional but recommended): Run the sleeve under warm water before use for a more lifelike, welcoming feel.
4. Placement: Gently insert yourself into the sleeve and align for comfort. You may need to brace or support the unit during initial positioning.
5. Comfort checkpoint: Before activating, confirm your position is stable and the sleeve feels comfortable with no pinching or pulling.
6. Remote activation: Start at the lowest suction level, then use the remote to explore different speeds and modes gradually — increasing intensity only as your comfort allows.
7. Session positions: Lie on your back (missionary) for a stable hands-free session; sit or stand at the edge of a bed or chair with the machine on a surface in front of you; or recline on your side with a partner assisting with placement or remote operation.
8. Stop and release: Switch the unit off via the remote or the main controls, then gently withdraw before unplugging the machine.

Techniques & ways to play

• Solo endurance practice: Cycle through low-to-mid suction levels to build familiarity with arousal thresholds and extend session length over time.
• Sensation exploration: Work through each of the 8 suction modes independently to discover which rhythm feels most pleasurable before combining them in a session.
• Prop-assisted thrusting: Wedge the machine between firm cushions or against a stable surface and thrust into it for a more active, body-driven experience.
• Temperature play: Warm the sleeve with warm water before use to heighten the lifelike quality of the sensation.
• Partnered remote play: Hand the remote to a partner so they hold full control over your stimulation — establish clear signals or a safeword before play begins and agree on intensity limits in advance.
• Dom/sub dynamic: The person controlling the remote holds the power to tease, edge, or intensify stimulation; the receiving partner surrenders control. Always negotiate boundaries and confirm consent before escalating speed or mode.

Pairs well with / Complete the scene

• Water-based lubricant: Required for use with this toy — silicone and oil-based lubes will degrade the elastomer sleeve.
• Toy cleaner: A pH-balanced, unscented toy cleaner makes sleeve maintenance quicker and more thorough.
• Blindfold or sensory deprivation hood: Removing visual input heightens awareness of the suction sensations.
• Restraints or cuffs: Keep hands occupied or restrained while the machine runs for an enhanced hands-free power-exchange scene.
• Explore our Masturbators collection and the Remote-Control Toys collection for complementary products.

How to clean and care

• Before use: Remove the elastomer sleeve and wash it with warm water and unscented mild soap or a dedicated toy cleaner.
• After use: Unplug the unit, remove the sleeve, and repeat the wash process thoroughly, paying attention to the inner contours and bumps.
• Drying: Pat the sleeve and the main unit exterior with a clean, lint-free cloth, then allow everything to air dry completely before reassembly or storage.
• Lubricant compatibility: Water-based lubricants only. Silicone-based or oil-based lubricants will degrade the elastomer sleeve and shorten its lifespan.
• Storage: Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight. Keep the sleeve stored separately from silicone or jelly toys to prevent chemical reactions between materials.
• Sleeve lifespan: Elastomer sleeves typically begin to degrade after 6–8 months of regular use. Inspect before every session for tears, discolouration, or unusual odour, and replace when any deterioration is detected.

Additional information

• Accessibility: The hands-free design and remote control make this toy more accessible for people with grip limitations or reduced hand and arm mobility. The machine can be propped between household objects to enable thrusting without holding.
• Sensation enhancement: Internal bumps and contours within the sleeve are particularly beneficial for individuals who experience decreased genital sensation.
• Stamina training: Regular solo sessions can help users better understand their arousal patterns — potentially useful for those exploring premature ejaculation management, though this toy is not a medical treatment.
• Versatility: Suitable for solo use or partnered play; can also be used externally for pressure-based stimulation.
• Mains powered: Consistent power delivery with no batteries to replace, making it reliable for extended sessions.

Special considerations / warnings

• Mobility requirements: Using this toy at full independence requires the ability to reach your genitals for insertion and removal, sufficient hand and arm mobility to operate the buttons and remote, and the ability to plug in the power cable. Assistance from a partner may be needed for setup.
• Porous material caution: The elastomer sleeve is porous and cannot be fully sterilised. Do not share this toy between partners without a thorough clean, and replace the sleeve promptly if any degradation is visible.
• Lubrication: Never use the toy without sufficient water-based lubricant — friction can cause discomfort or skin irritation.
• Pubic hair: Trim pubic hair before use to avoid tugging or catching during insertion, thrusting, or removal.
• Electrical safety: This is a mains-powered device. Keep away from water during operation. Never use with a damaged cable or plug.
• Over-lubrication: Excessive lubricant can reduce the sleeve's grip and cause slippage — apply a moderate amount and adjust based on feel.
• Not a medical device: This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, or cure any medical condition, including premature ejaculation. Consult a healthcare professional for medical concerns.
• 18+ only. For consensual adult use.